Subway passenger: Are you from Japan?
Me: No I'm from China and grew up in the US
Passenger: We welcome people from China and Japan but not people from Midwest like Minnesota. Me: Oh?
Passenger: NYC is your city so welcome.
Me: Thanks.
Passenger: Do you speak English?
Me: Uhhh....
Passenger: Where did you learn English?
Me: In school...
Passenger: Here is my businesscard in case your family wants to immigrate.
Me: WTF
